Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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