Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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