I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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