Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
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