We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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