Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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