Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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