That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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