I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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