and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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