Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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