he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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