Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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