Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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