dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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