ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize
