Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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