okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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