Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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