My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
this just has baby written all over it
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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