I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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