Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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