Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
don't judge my taste in strippers
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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