I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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