I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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