is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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