So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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