I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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