I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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