i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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