Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Randomize
