i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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