he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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