I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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