The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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