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Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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