There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
So much rum. So many feels.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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