SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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