I think i peed on brittanys purse
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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