Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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