so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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