What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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