I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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