You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Randomize
