would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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