i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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