i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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