my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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