Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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