so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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